By the way, if you get mad at your Mac laptop and wonder who designed this demonic device, notice the manufacturer's icon on top: an apple with a bite out of it.
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Peter Kreeft
Walter Issacson biographer of Steve Jobs:I remember sitting in his backyard in his garden, one day, and he started talking about God. He [Jobs] said, “ Sometimes I believe in God, sometimes I don’t. I think it’s 50/50, maybe. But ever since I’ve had cancer,...
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Walter Isaacson
Go on, my dear, " urges the snake. "Take one. Hear it? 'Pluck me, ' it's saying. That big, shiny red one. <span style="margin:15px; display:block"></span>'Pluck me, pluck me now and pluck me hard.' You know you want to.", clever girl, "expressly forbids us to eat...
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David Mitchell
Her eyes were of different colors, the left as brown as autumn, the right as gray as Atlantic wind. Both seemed alive with questions that would never be voiced, as if no words yet existed with which to frame them. She was nineteen years old,...
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Tim Willocks
Her lips are like pillows of warm glass. It is strange to find her resistant for even a second, since she has been the kisser and not the kissed. It wasn't like the last time, which felt fumbling and unnatural. That time wasn't off-putting, just...
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Thomm Quackenbush
More Quotes By Al Franken
Mistakes are a part of being human. Precious life lessons that can only be learned the hard way. Unless it's a fatal mistake, which, at least, others can learn from.
WHAT DO WE WANT?! PATIENCE! WHEN DO WE WANT IT?! NOW!
Today I will masterbate! Okay, that was a mistake. I should have written "Today I will masterbate--if I want to!
When the president during the campaign said he was against nation building, I didn't realize he meant our nation.
You're not supposed to have to be rich or lucky to have a chance to do great things. Opportunity is supposed to be for everyone. And that's why I'm a Democrat.
